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Hitman

10/10
Thriller . Drama . Crime . Action
 

The best-selling videogame, Hitman, roars to life with both barrels blazing in this hardcore action-thriller starring Timothy Olyphant. A genetically engineered assassin with deadly aim, known only as "Agent 47" eliminates strategic targets for a top-secret organization. But when he's double-crossed, the hunter becomes the prey as 47 finds himself in a life-or-death game of international intrigue.

 
Actors: Joe Sheridan , Eriq Ebouaney , Christian Erickson , Michael Offei , Henry Ian Cusick , Ulrich Thomsen , Robert Knepper , Olga Kurylenko , Dougray Scott , Timothy Olyphant
Directors: Xavier Gens
Country: FRANCE
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Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times

Hitman stands right on the threshold between video games and art. On the wrong side of the threshold, but still, give it credit.


Desson Thomson
Washington Post

The best movie derived from a violent computer game we've ever seen. You can take or leave that kind of qualified high-five, but, for us, it was a thoroughly entertaining experience. Think of bargain basement "James Bond" amped up into TV den-sittin', mouse-clickin' overdrive. But with human actors.


J.R. Jones
Chicago Reader

In the finest tradition of adolescent identification figures, he's not only ruthless, dispatching numerous baddies with hair-trigger shots to the head, but profoundly desexualized, brushing off the insistent come-ons of a slinky prostitute (Olga Kurylenko) he's taken under his wing.


Kelley L. Carter
Chicago Tribune

Here’s all you really need to know before the opening credits roll in Hitman: There’s going to be a lot of bloodshed. And that’s a good thing, considering there isn’t much dialogue to carry the film.


Jack Mathews
New York Daily News

As a movie on its own, it's simple monotony. Olyphant, affecting Clint Eastwood's Dirty Harry voice, is about as menacing as Mr. Clean, and the action scenes - whether the weapons are fists, feet, swords or guns - fly past without any tension or suspense. Hitman is a miss.


Peter Hartlaub
San Francisco Chronicle

Not a spectacular movie, but the action scenes are well shot, there's no shortage of R-rated gore and the plot moves along quickly enough to mask the fact that the whole endeavor is completely ridiculous.


Maitland McDonagh
TV Guide

This violent action is stylish but painfully formulaic, even by the undemanding standards of video-game narratives.


Karl Rozemeyer
Premiere

Ultimately Hitman is about bullets, blood, and bombs. For die-hard fans of the videogame, there is much to relish in terms of cobblestone car chases, punishing fistfights, cool weaponry, impossible physical feats, and ear-popping gun battles that rage through exclusive hotels in exotic locations.


Rick Groen
The Globe and Mail (Toronto)

It's all meant, I suppose, to conjure up cold visions of Terminators and Robocops past, or, in this post-9/11 world, of bin Ladens and Bushes present. If so, conjure at will.


John Anderson
Baltimore Sun

Essentially an episode of "24." Which may be a step up from a video game, but it's getting hard to tell.


William Arnold
Seattle Post-Intelligencer

The movie's one saving grace is Olyphant ("Live Free and Die Hard," HBO's "Deadwood"), whose sociopathic elegance is gradually winning, and whose dry, monotonic, Eastwood-like delivery of one-liners is frequently, if perhaps unintentionally, very funny.


Ty Burr
Boston Globe

There have been plenty of movies adapted from video games before, but Hitman may be the first one that actually feels like a computer wrote and directed it.


Tasha Robinson
The A.V. Club

By the time Olyphant leaves an enemy in the most ridiculous deathtrap since the '60s "Batman," just because it looks kinda neat, the whole project has started to feel like "Ultraviolet 2: The Further Stupidening."


Kirk Honeycutt
The Hollywood Reporter

All the while, the music screams and clamors like an ignored child because director Xavier Gens and writer Skip Woods can't pump suspense into this inept mess.


Pete Vonder Haar
Film Threat

Let's start with the obvious: Olyphant just isn't that intimidating an assassin. Think of some of cinema's more memorable button men: Léon, Luca Brasi, Frank Nitti...that's right, not a pretty boy in the bunch.


Scott Foundas
L.A. Weekly

While Gens can splatter gore with the best of them -- early in the film, a human body packed with C4 goes off in graphic detail -- he fails to stage so much as a single rousing action scene, even when he has four double-fisted swordsmen facing off inside an abandoned subway car. Game over. The audience loses.


Manohla Dargis
The New York Times

Hitman exploits every action-flick cliché imaginable and still manages to be dull. It’s bang, boom, blah -- action movies for bored dummies.


Clark Collis
Entertainment Weekly

Based on a videogame, Hitman could be the year's dumbest movie.


Shawn Levy
Portland Oregonian

Seeing Hitman isn't like playing a video game or even like watching someone else play a video game. It's like watching someone stupid play a bad video game.


Marc Savlov
Austin Chronicle

To be sure, Hitman is a lousy film, but like the video game that inspired it, it's also great fun, drawing as it does on everything from James Bondian Eurotrash panache to Vin Diesel's moribund XXX character.


Kyle Smith
New York Post

If someone ran this guy through a scanner, the readout would say: “Mark down and stock in straight-to-video aisle."


Todd McCarthy
Variety

A Eurotrashy vidgame knockoff that misses its target by a mile. Numbingly unthrilling as it lurches from one violent encounter to another, the pic's dark roots in an electronic, non-dramatic medium are plain to see, and unsuspecting gamers lured to theaters will soon wish they were back home participating in the action themselves.


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3. Swingville Sashay ( Performer: Written and Muff & Rezz )


4. DVNO ( Performer: Justice featuring Mehdi Faveris-Essadi (as Mehdi Pinson aka DVNO) )


5. The Tomb and Death... ( Performer: The Male Choir of Valaam Singing Culture Institute )


6. I'm Your Hitman ( Performer: Empire Itunes )


7. The Belicoff Assassination ( Performer: Geoff Zanelli Itunes )


8. Random Complication ( Performer: Geoff Zanelli Itunes )


9. New Suit ( Performer: Geoff Zanelli Itunes )


10. My Number Is 47 ( Performer: Geoff Zanelli Itunes )


11. Righteous Buttkicking ( Performer: Geoff Zanelli Itunes )


12. Train Station (Bite Your Tongue) ( Performer: Geoff Zanelli Itunes )


13. Undress Me ( Performer: Geoff Zanelli Itunes )


14. Instanbul ( Performer: Geoff Zanelli Itunes )


15. Roses for Nika ( Performer: Geoff Zanelli Itunes )


16. I Take Out the Trash ( Performer: Geoff Zanelli Itunes )


17. Table 26 ( Performer: Geoff Zanelli Itunes )


18. Dénouement ( Performer: Geoff Zanelli Itunes )


19. Trust Unto God (Udre's Funeral) ( Performer: Geoff Zanelli Itunes )


20. I Need You to Die ( Performer: Geoff Zanelli Itunes )


21. Best Laid Plans ( Performer: Geoff Zanelli Itunes )


22. Rubber Duckie ( Performer: Geoff Zanelli Itunes )


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